I wish I had a home to so I could go home. I haven’t said a word in almost a half hour and it doesn’t seem like anyone minds. I should just leave. Wish I could.
let’s all quit school and start a punk band in my parent’s basement
SHIT 400 MEMBERS I EXPECTED 3 I’M GONNA NEED MUM TO MAKE MORE COOKIES
One time my friend got a boner in class and the teacher thought it was his phone and grabbed it.
“boys will be bo-“
*punches you in the face*
bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
we will not.
you will do so or i’ll shove responsibility so far up your ass you’ll taste tax bills for weeks
that was the greatest comeback in the history of great comebacks
have you ever looked at your gf/bf and thought
how did i get so lucky
how do beliebers still even exist
How do dumbasses still exist?
thats literally the exact same question