lonelytreestump:

My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you

(via brezara)

emojustinyoung:

"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,

(via brezara)

realdwntomars:

Being able to find someone you click with so naturally is the best feeling ever. You feel like you’ve been best friends you’re whole life, it feels like you’re coming home. You’re so comfortable with them. Maybe that’s what a soulmate is. Not someone who shares every single thing in common with you, but someone who feels like home.

(Source: bootyhole-princess, via breetty)

lucifeur:

upabovetheclouds:

Two more months and it’s 2015 what the fuck

I swear it was 2012 and we were all freaking out about the world ending like three months ago

(via folie-achoo)

xplosivediarrhea:

imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect hair every day

(via folie-achoo)